"Darling, can't you see I'm drying my nails? I simply cannot sweep up dog hair right now!"
"I'm too preoccupied by my nearly naked breasts and pearl encrusted headdress right now to even THINK about cleaning the toilet!"
"Please, God, make those people stop asking me to pick up that dog poop!"
"You obviously have NO idea who I am or you would have hesitated in asking me to dry those dishes."
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